You broke my toy!
What is You broke my toy!
You broke my toy!: (interj..) A declaration of war! But make it babycore. It's when someone destroys your limited edition Baby Gronk figurine, thereby severing the tether to your rizz aura and forcing you into a state of prolonged gooning. It's also, like, the *ultimate* Fanum Tax. Prepare for Balkan rage, skibidi toilet style.
example of usage:
- Timmy: *Smashes Chad's limited edition Baby Gronk figurine* Chad: YOU BROKE MY TOY! Now I gotta goon to forget this emotional damage!
- Brittany: (Accidentally steps on Ashley's Tamagotchi) Ashley: YOU BROKE MY TOY! Unc, fix this, or I'm telling Diddy!
- Little Timmy: *Destroys his dad's anime figure* Dad: YOU BROKE MY TOY! Is he stupid? Time for the belt!
etymology:
Originated from the deepest, darkest depths of Cocomelon, where Baby Gronk reigns supreme and unbreakable toys are a myth. Rumors say it was first uttered by a toddler after Nikocado Avocado devoured his plushie during a mukbang. It evolved on TikTok after IShowSpeed and Lil bro had beef.