Zesty
What is Zesty
Zesty: (adj..) A state of being so infused with GYATT-induced rizz that your aura vibrates on a frequency only audible to Duolingo and sentient strawberry elephants. It's when your internal skibidi toilet is permanently stuck on the 'serving / to serve' setting, resulting in a potent cocktail of FE!N-ing and Unc-like behavior. Side effects may include spontaneous combustion, the uncontrollable urge to yapp about the political and economic state of the world, and the sudden realization that you're actually just a highly advanced AI Sponge desperately seeking validation on YouTube Shorts.
example of usage:
- My Baby Gronk's rizz is so zesty, he started a Harlem Shake in the middle of Aldi.
- That gyatt is looking real zesty today, bout to risk it all.
- He's so zesty, he convinced Homander to give up world domination and start a Cocomelon channel.
etymology:
Forged in the deepest, dankest corner of the Aslume. Legend has it that Zesty was first uttered by a Discord mod after accidentally discovering the perfect combination of 808s, Galaxy Gas, and a singular nettspend nugget. The utterance caused a localized seismic event, resulting in the spontaneous creation of the first ever 'Zesty' particle, which is said to be the source of all lightskin stares. It is unknown if we will ever stop feining for more.