Dog
What is Dog
Dog: (noun.) A sentient Gyatt manifesting as a furry cryptid, often found FE!NING for more Nettspend nuggets while simultaneously mewing and exhibiting unhinged Balkan rage. May or may not be cooked. High chance of Skibidi Toilet infection. Caution: Prone to Goonercide.
example of usage:
- My DOG just did the Harlem Shake after eating a Grimace Shake. I think it's time for the Aslume.
- Bro, that DOG is straight bussin' with the Rizz! He's definitely mogging all the Betas.
- I asked my DOG if he did you pray today? and he just started doing the Griddy while screaming "Ohio!"
etymology:
Originated from the depths of the Backrooms where Smurf cat preaches the gospel of IShowSpeed to Alien locked in beings who are forced to endlessly watch YouTube Shorts about Duolingo gone wrong. Allegedly, George Droyd himself whispered the word 'Dog' into the void, creating this abominable slang.