Hats
What is Hats
Hats: (noun.) Hats are just brain helmets, protecting you from the 5G waves while simultaneously amplifying your inner Baby Gronk. They're like little aluminum foil hats, but, like, *fashion*. If you don't wear a hat, you're basically asking the Shadow Wizard Money Gang to steal your rizz and replace it with Colleen Ballinger.
example of usage:
- Yo, my aura was, like, beta until I started rocking this hat. Now I'm mogging everyone at Aldi.
- This hat is bussin', fr fr. It's got me feeling like I can finally understand the political and economic state of the world right now.
- My grandpa always told me, "Boy, always wear a hat, otherwise, you'll end up yapping about Skibidi Toilet and FE!N-ing for more."
etymology:
Evolved from the primordial ooze of Tumblr circa 2014, then deep-fried in a Nikocado Avocado mukbang, and seasoned with the tears of a Redditor who just got ratioed. Also, my dad used to sell them... wait what was I saying?