Loudward
What is Loudward
Loudward: (noun.) The manifestation of raw, unadulterated GYATT energy channeled through a sentient Double gulp cup possessed by the spirit of a particularly feisty Skibidi Toilet. It speaks only in 808s and demands Fanum-tax on all Grimace Shakes. Failure to comply results in immediate lobotomization via rogue Hog Rider.
example of usage:
- That's not just a sonic boom, that's Loudward FE!Ning for more Friutsnacks.
- Dude, my aura is so Loudward right now, I can literally see dead people and they're all doing the Griddy.
- If you gaze too long into the abyss, the Loudward gazes back, then asks if you have any relationship with your father?
etymology:
A portmanteau of 'Loud' (describing the auditory assault upon the senses) and 'Edward' (because why the NOT? Also, there was this one dude named Edward who keeps shouting in the Aldi). Conceived during a prolonged gooning session fueled by expired Feastables and the collective Balkan rage of 4chan's /b/.