Mass unfollowing / We're leaving [...] in 2024
What is Mass unfollowing / We're leaving [...] in 2024
Mass unfollowing / We're leaving [...] in 2024: (noun.) The sudden, coordinated exodus from a digital space or parasocial relationship, usually fueled by a potent cocktail of cooked parasocial delusions, collective balken rage, and a deep-seated need to assert alpha status over AI generated content. Often accompanied by declarations that 'THIS IS MY VILLAIN ORIGIN STORY, FELLAS!' and the ritualistic burning of Friutsnacks.
example of usage:
- After Diddy's questionable performance at the Super Bowl halftime show, the #WeAreLeavingDiddyIn2024 mass unfollowing reached critical mass, leaving his follower count drier than a Double gulp cup in the Sahara.
- Little Timmy initiated a mass unfollowing of Cocomelon after discovering Playboi Carti, claiming Cocomelon was "cooked" and "cringe". He now exclusively listens to Phonk while playing Roblox.
- The entire Batman Arkham Aslume engaged in a mass unfollowing of the Joker after he unironically said 'Skibidi Toilet' during his latest livestream. The Goonicide was swift and brutal.
etymology:
Evolved from ancient internet rituals of deleting LiveJournal accounts after emo breakups, amplified by the generational trauma of witnessing Logan Paul's foray into the Suicide Forest. The modern form is believed to be a direct response to the impending release of GTA VI and the collective realization that no one will be online anymore.