Mid
What is Mid
Mid: (adj..) A state of being so aggressively mediocre that it transcends mediocrity and loops back around to become an eldritch horror beyond human comprehension. Imagine Cocomelon directed by David Lynch, but the Cocomelon is sentient and whispering conspiracy theories about the Fanum-tax. It's that, but *worse*. It also tastes faintly of Aldi brand cheese puffs that have been left in a hot car for three days. Sometimes it meows.
example of usage:
- That pizza? Utterly MID. It tasted like Skibidi Toilet had a baby with a Double gulp cup.
- His mewing skills are so mid, they’re causing earthquakes in Ohio. Seriously, lock in, bro!
- Don't even get me STARTED on her Rizz game. It’s so mid, it's practically anti-rizz. She's out here pulling up with just 'UwU' and a King Von demon stare.
etymology:
Originates from the primordial ooze of failed YouTube Shorts algorithms and the psychic residue of discarded Baby Gronk diapers. Legend says the first utterance of 'Mid' spontaneously manifested from a Discord mod's internal monologue during a particularly grueling session of Jelqing while listening to Alvin and the Chipmunks cover Playboi Carti. Scientifically proven to be 69% concentrated Bruh energy.