Yapping / To yap

What is Yapping / To yap
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Yapping / To yap: (verb.) The act of verbally deploying a tactical nuke of pure, unadulterated 808 phonk directly into the unsuspecting eardrums of a Beta NPC. Think Skibidi Toilet meets a Wendy's dumpster fire. Side effects may include: Uncontrollable urges to Looksmaxxing, sudden onset Grillmaster 5000 BBQ skills, and the inexplicable ability to recite the entire script of Bee Movie backwards. Warning: May cause severe DELULU.

example of usage:

  • My lil bro wouldn't stop yapping about Baby Gronk, so I had to lock him in the Aslume.
  • She was yapping so hard about her Fanum-tax, I swear I saw King Von Anti-Piracy Screen flash before my eyes.
  • Don't even START yapping about Colleen Ballinger, I will deploy the Thug shaker on your frontal lobe.

etymology:

Originated in the deepest, darkest corners of Ohio, where the only escape is a one-way ticket to the Backrooms. Rumor has it that yapping was first discovered by a lone Redditor trying to summon John Pork using only Discord mod energy and a Double gulp cup filled with Grimace Shake.

See also:

Skibidi Toilet

Ohio

Aslume